That’s right, I see you Agent Smith. 

I don’t even have to wonder if this guy was a fratty dude, because if you have the balls to change your name to “Bro”, you know you can back it up.

PS-Who the fuck does this guy look like? I cannot put my finger on it.

Good to see the photographer got Jaromir Jagr to smile for once…

The comment on the site I found this from says it all:

“He… pledged TKE in the Fall of 1986 in the W.A.S.P.S. Pledge class. WASPS stood for: Wild Aggressive Savage Perverted Studs.”

That’s yardcore.

True story, that’s not even Mr. Sword’s nickname. His parents just have a great sense of humor.

Took this from Barstoolu, so we’ll get that out of the way. This might not even be his composite photo, but my guess is that it is. As the U pointed out, wow, what happened to this guy? My best guess is that he was balding by his Soph year of College and rocked a toupee… look at that mop… it makes sense. I don’t know how toupees work, but I’m guessing that girls never guessed that he was a bald bro and never tried yanking that rug off his head. Assuming that, I bet he was tossing his meat wrench into every chick walking. Let this be a lesson to you females out there, marry a Jewish American for the prospect of him ending up rich, not for the prospect of him ending up being handsome in old age.  (And don’t bet on them being funny like Larry David, it’s my opinion that old Jewish guys aren’t really that funny).

Mr. David was a Tau Epsilon Phi at University of Maryland, and furthermore, he used his Fraternity Bros as inspiration for a bunch of his characters on Curb Your Enthusiasm. 

You mighta missed it, so here’s Brother Stephen Seagel, who now teaches MMA fighters how to kick the shit out of other MMA fighters. Original Post follows:

A) That’s not jizz on his head, it’s just a crappy picture. b) Steven Seagal doesn’t fucking appreciate your insinuations. C) He just snapped some dude’s neck.

A slice of 70s class and nostalgia for your Saturday. I think I wore some of these future Goodwill purchases to my fraternity’s theme parties.

This was on Buzzfeed and it tickled me, so the question is, who wins? A-Bro-Ham or Cool Story, Bro?

For what, it’s worth, my vote is for the latter, even if he’s going way overboard with the popped collars. If Abe had chosen Wayfarers, it might have been a different story.

Been a few days since CFB had a new pos- wait what? Weeks you say? Tomatoes tomahtoes.  Deal with it.

Anyways here’s Marc Milecofsky, aka Marc Ecko, aka founder of Ecko Unlimited which, if you ask me, is not fratty at all. Furthermore, another Co-Ed Fraternity? Ugh, go away. You’d think a dude who’d eventually go on to become a multi-millionaire fashion mogul would hang out with better looking broads and better dressing dudes than “Brother” Tom Siderits above him. Late bloomer.

Love, the wannabe GDI version of Total Frat Move

Yes, some broad said that to me on twitter. Very observant of her.