Look, we all know chicks love Luke Bryan. I had honestly never seen a photo of him until tonight. Then I said to myself “well why do chicks love this guy? He’s pretty mediocre looking.” At first, I said “well it’s because he’s rich and because they like his singing. But you know what? Seal is rich and makes some good music too, and you don’t see girls creaming their panties over that ugly fuck. Then I found this photo, and the answer was clear. Dude is a frat bro. Mystery solved.
PS- Still ugly.