Classic Frat Bros

Wow, who knew that Frat Guys have been funny for over 100 years? The answer is of course “Me”, because I know everything. Shakespeare statue is smoking a cig, that one dude has a beret and a pipe, and whatever that dude on the left (I’m guessing he’s a lowly pledge) is wearing, it shows high character. Props to these old, dead bros.

To some, this might look like a sausage fest, but for those of you in the know, this is most likely either Brotherization night or Big Bro/Little Bro night, so that explains the absence of Sorosties. 

(Unless these guys were the Quidditch frat or something… then it’s just a Sagra della Salsiccia, aka italian Sausage Festival)

Musta gotten this one from a reader while I was blacked or browned out, because I totally forgot about Kelso from “That 70’s Show” until right now. i mean, he’s kind of a deeb, don’t get me wrong, but Demi Moore is the hottest 85 year old on earth and he still gets paid a lot of money to make absolute dreck with Yapcunts like Katherine Heigl. So hats off to ya, Punk’d was really cool for like 2 episodes.

I love finding composites like this. Just characters popping up left and right. I used red to indicate awesome names (listed below because I know now that most people can’t see them. And I used orange to point out the real unique looking fellas. Is that Shaun White three rows down, 2nd from the right? MAYBE.

Awesome WASPy names:

Wolcott H. Outerbridge

R. Page Dowdy Jr.

Hubert H. Price II

Hilaire A. Beck III

John D. Beveridge (I picked him because I’m an alcoholic, even if the real spelling is beverage).

Handsome 1960s era frat bros… eh who the hell am I kidding? Look at these dudes. I mean, I know Bros care more about how they look nowadays, but YIKES. There is a logical explanation for this, all of the Alpha Male bros were off in Vietnam fighting an unwinnable war. But you know, I can’t really give these guys too much guff… who do you think was keeping the hot sorosties company while the good looking bros were off fighting? These bozos. Cheers, bros.

PS- The circles are what I feel are the highlights of this grouping, though they are all awesome. Silly bastards, handwriting your names and positions… ever heard of Word Processor, homies?